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If
I Tell You, I Have to Kill You
As an obsessive chronicler of all things
political, I am constrained to mention that a motley gang of shady
politicians, sketchy news media types, roguish lobbyists, rascals
of commerce, and various other has-beens (my category), wannabes,
and ne’er-do-wells gathered Thursday at Lamb’s to resurrect
the venerable Lunch in Honor of the Season. I can’t say who
was there or what was said, because this is a family journal of
delicate sensibilities and, anyway, the entire sordid affair was
off the record. But I can confirm that the banter was bawdy, the
gags were gross, the roasts were rude, and the tales were tasteless.
In other words, a great time was had by all. (Psst … Want
an invitation next year? See Horiuchi.) Go
Cougars!
Washington
Watch
Mineta Reaches Accord
With Kringle
Just in time, Secretary of Transportation
Norm Mineta cuts through red tape (which can now
be used for packaging), signs open skies agreement with Kris Kringle
(see press
release).
Interior Tabs BYU Grad
BYU alum Brent Wahlquist named
acting director of the Office of Surface Mining by Interior
Sec. Gale Norton (see press
release).
Utah Receives Roads, Schools
Funding
Utah to receive $1,966,745.87 in funding
for schools and roads from Dept. of Agriculture (see press
release).
Hatch Helps Cuts Federal Spending
Sen. Orrin Hatch
supports legislation to reduce federal spending by $39 billion over
the next five years, but first checks with HHS Sec. Mike
Leavitt to make sure the bill "will not hurt
Utah's most vulnerable citizens" (see press
release).
National Politics
Tough Year Ahead
Excellent National Journal cover
story on GOP prospects going into the 2006 election year.
Christmas Card
of the Year
Sen.
Orrin Hatch is the clear winner of the political
Christmas card of the year sweepstakes. If you were on his list
you got a card showing seven family photos, a big photo of Hatch
with President and Laura Bush, and on the inside of the card the
words and music to a song he wrote, “Round the Old Upright
Piano.” Inserted in the card is a DVD movie, “A More
Perfect Union,” which Hatch describes in a note as a movie
that portrays the events surrounding the founding of America.
Can anyone beat that Christmas card?
Proposed
Zion-Mojave Wilderness Pics
Check out this photo
gallery of the Utah
Wilderness Coaltion's proposed Zion-Mojave
Wilderness Area. No matter how you feel about Utah's land-use
debate, these pictures are stunning.
Blog Watch
The Senate Site blog has
a post on Chris Buttars' proposed
Intelligent Design bill (see also here, here,
here,
here (scroll
down), and here)...
Weber County Forum is suspicious of the mall contract between
Ogden
City and Boyer Co.... Dee's
'Dotes endorses the efforts of the Utah state
senators who want to take a second
look at the proposed tax cut... Jeremy Votaw identifies how
a challenger could beat Rep. Jim Matheson...
Nuclear
is Our Future has a quibble with Sen. Orrin
Hatch's dismantling of the Private Fuel Storage shareholders.
Local
Watch
ULCT's Local Officials' Day
The Utah
League of Cities and Towns has announced that the annual
Local Officials' Day at the Legislature will be held on Wednesday,
Jan. 18. Due to Capitol renovations, the event will be
held at the Salt Lake City Sheraton City Centre for the next few
years. For more info. and/or to register, click
here.
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